wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

by Infamous Odyssey July 8, 2009

i smell bacon

"i see the cops, so lay low"

"i smell bacon, hide the dime"

by lauren August 30, 2003

boy smell

Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.

*Walks into boy's dorm/apartment*
"It has a strong boy smell in here."

by Bigboy1213 May 2, 2016

I smell what you're stepping in.

I understand what you're saying

-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

by Carl Sterns December 5, 2010

I smell cap

When you know somebody is lying but you don’t actually want to say they are to prevent getting beat up

Brian: I heard Lisa’s boobies got bigger

Jack: I smell cap

by ImNotCappingBro November 19, 2019

I Smell Pussy

"I Smell Pussy" is a song by 50 Cent about Ja Rule, acting as feminine as one of Fiddy's ex-girlfriends. It can also be used in "I Smell Rotten Pussy" for Psycho Bitch. (The Possibly British, Surely Hillbilly/Fat Ass/Dyke/Wanna be Goth or Rock Whore/Bitch)

I Smell Pussy,... and it's pretty rotten. Must be Psycho Bitch. ( /Psycho Dyke/Psycho Whore/Psycho Dyke-Goth. )

by G-Union March 24, 2004

taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021