SHMEGMA

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: yes i shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his shmeegle prime lets go.
N: shmeegle farming final boss

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025

Smugma

A mug filled with smegma to the brim.

The smugma smelled absolutely foul.

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Smegalizing

To be nosy and look through your friends things with no bad intentions

Friend: Why are you looking through my stuff?
Me: Sorry, I'm just SMEGALIZING

by PahffsOG June 3, 2025

smegtard

a smeghead thats also a retard

that person is a smegtard

by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid July 2, 2025

SmegRag

A piece of cloth, usually in the form of a rag, that is used to wipe away smegma from an uncircumcised penis. Often used to dislodge smegma before spontaneous sexual intercourse. The original purpose of a suit’s pocket square was to serve as a SmegRag for affluent men.

Seth: “Oh no, I have smegma and that girl wants spontaneous sex!”

Rob: “Don’t worry Seth, you can borrow my SmegRag.”

Seth: “What’s a SmegRag?”

Rob: “A SmegRag is an essential tool for any gentleman prone to smegma. Wipe your smegma away and blow her mind!”

by SethRob December 5, 2025

Smegalodon

A nonchalant, mysterious main character.

“They call me… the Smegalodon!”

by bruhlol1224 December 17, 2025

snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks

WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!

by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014