Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

slapper

A person who likes to slap the bass

Davie is such a slapper, he slaps his bass all day.

by leeeeeeeeeenoooooooooocs August 18, 2019

foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021

Slapper

When a man and a women are having sex and the man and women's genatalia slap together

guy 1: They were so loud last night!
guy 2: Yeah, I could hear them having a slapper!

by Mciay September 7, 2015

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

Slapper blowy

When chloe sucks Niall off

I want a slapper blowy of Chloe because she only tries hard on my cock

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

didly slapper

A Didly Slapper is funny but can be annoying at times.A Didly Slapper is a person who is shy and is afraid of tasks in life.When the crush of the Didly Slapper asks about him/her the Didly Slapper will reply "Meagrhh"when nervous.

Wow.Your one Didly Slapper .

by Carl55737995336. May 6, 2016