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jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
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HOMER J SIMPSON

A LEGEND AND A ROLE MODEL TO ALL MALES I SALUTE U HOMER SIMPSON hmmm Beer
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
DOhh MMMMMM BEER y u little chocking sounds
by TYLER R February 5, 2004
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Simp

A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he won't cause the women know he a simp).
Dude 1: Dawg that boy Christopher is a complete simp, look at that nigga over there with Sue tryna get pussy

Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real.
by SimpKillersUnite September 29, 2010
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the simpsons

The best ever show that was ever made I may have seen every eposode of it but whenever I watch a old episode I still laugh even if I've seen it a thousand times
If you like the simpsons watch futurama not as good but its another great show
by ????? December 31, 2003
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sampson

code for your drug dealer

coined from the movie half baked
Art: Hey man did you score some herb?
Fernando: Yeah dude I called up Sampson earlier.
by IrocAll November 1, 2005
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The Simpsons

The best fucking thing to happen to tv since it was invented
The simpsons. Best. tv show. ever.
by Simpsons 4 ever June 26, 2004
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Sampson Simpson

The most famous drug dealer in NY in the movie "Half Baked". Which happens to be the best movie on earth....WATCH IT
"Damn B, lemme talk to Sampson Simpson!"
by Thergood Jenkins January 26, 2009
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