by SkyCharger July 22, 2008
The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.
by imnaughty123 November 14, 2011
Jimmy: Hey John
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you
by urmumizgae December 06, 2018
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.
20:07 person2: XD
*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL
*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U
*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude
20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.
20:11 Kesha: >:3
20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0
(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.
20:07 person2: XD
*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL
*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U
*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude
20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.
20:11 Kesha: >:3
20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0
(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
by lolicakes February 26, 2011
Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.
by Corporal America March 22, 2020
i realized my thoughts were being manipulated;they were truly not my own ;i was being imprinted ,and i conciously needed to shift mind imprint, to another level where i was in control
by kjzhirah April 02, 2015
*girl whipping out them hashbrowns and coffees like no other at McDonalds*
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”
by itsjustmeg April 02, 2019