human shield

Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.

The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.

by Exor January 19, 2004

shiterrific

A combination of "shit" and "terrific" used as an adjective to describe something something particularly bad, in a mildly sarcastic tone. Usually in response to a question of quality.

How is that pizza?
"Oh, its shiterrific."

How was your day?
"Shiterrific."

by Mike December 11, 2003

shideagled

When someone gets shit smashed in their face from above.

Vincent just got shideagled by Braden.

by B,B&D November 19, 2007

Shideo

a shitty video that is an assault on basic filmmaking sensibilities.

I clicked on the link, but it was to a shideo, and I couldn't watch it for long.

by Vegatron3000 February 2, 2016

Character shield

a shield that says the character can't lose a fight that he's in,or if he does,he'll always win in the end.

Watch the Evil Dead movies for the Examples.

by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

Quim Shield

(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)

The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).

Also used as slang for femidom.

Example #1

"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"

Example #2

"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"

by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009

meat shield

Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.

I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.

by wtfomgstfu November 1, 2003