Sea Necklace

When you bust a load across a girl's neck or chest after saving up your spunk for at least 3 weeks.

"Hey Jim, didn't you and Suzy bang the other night?"
Yeah, man. She was so into it that, afterwards, she let me land a sea necklace."

by Brohugs_Anonymous November 17, 2016

Crystal Sea

Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.

She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.

Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.

I wish I were near Crystal Sea.

by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020

Sea men

what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'

news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 9, 2022

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

sea snacks

a woman's private bits. also can be spelled "c-snacks."

1) dude, i got all up in her sea snacks last night.
2) her c-snack was a little off.
3) i ate a can of chicken of the sea off her sea snacks.

by manniel November 11, 2013

sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

by Unclegripper June 12, 2018

Sea Cunt

Oceanic creatures with vaginas

Look at that sharks sea cunt

by Squidwards Bitch September 22, 2017