Scout

Scout is a really girl. she's always the mom friend of the group and supports everybody deeply. they are very much lesbians who will get clingy easily. when they don't get love and affection back they will cry in a deep depression for an hour. but anyways they are total crackheads who need help, but they're still your best friend

scout needs serious help but I still love her

by scoot scoot October 17, 2019

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

Boy Scouts

Boy scouts like all things were good till the liberals took over. Since they started letting gays and niggers in its been going down hill. Now a diversity merit badge like wtf. All the boy scouts that join are gay and trans pink haired little 10 year olds that just have big orgies. It used to be a good program that taught kids outdoor skills and morals of being an American but now is gone and is just a way for girl scouts to get eagle

Normal guy: Hey did you hear about that new Boy Scouts came up with a BLM badge?
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

squirrel scout

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"

by amywarhol March 5, 2017