Table Scout

Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table

"When I came home from vacation I was surprised to find a table scout"

by tablescoutboy January 13, 2009

Cock Scoping

The act of looking at other men's genitalia when using the restroom or while in a communal shower.

Jim- "Did you see Jeff Davis in the men's restroom?"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"

by Davisistheman November 13, 2009

Noob scout

1. Someone who face checks everything.
2. A noob...thats a scout.
3. A word some noob made to have more words about himself.

Joe H. is suuuuch a noob scout.

by A noob scout July 15, 2011

Mexican Scorpion

A sexual act that involves the female lying on her front with her head lifted up facing forwards and her legs lifted towards her head. A tray of tortilla chips is then carefully balanced up on them. A male then begins to receive oral sex from the female, whilst having a tasty snack of his own.

Javier Martinez: Me and my girlfriend were hungry last night, so we did the Mexican Scorpion.

by Sir Jenkins Jeffers January 13, 2013

Nova Scotian Snow Blower

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.

me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!

by zspin1 July 14, 2014

Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

Nova Scotia Trench Coat

A Nova Scotia trench coat is where a person is in a comatose state, usually alcohol related, at which point you proceed to remove their trousers, deficate into them, and pull them back on to the original owner.

Person #1: "Hey Bill, I got black out drunk last night and someone shit my pants."
Bill: "Sound like you were the victim of the ol' Nova Scotia trench coat."

by Hunter 21 January 19, 2019