Ham Salad

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

by nhra3471 March 29, 2008

lame salad

(adj) Lame salad is a complex adjective, often used incorrectly by those lacking the intelligence to comprehend such a term. Lame salad by definition, refers to something which is extremely lame, weak, sad, poor or otherwise, usually failing to achieve in very many aspects (or often, every aspect). Lame salad is a poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients (different characteristics or factors which suck excessively). When combined as a whole, the result is lame salad, which is not a good combination at all. Lame salad is most often associated with the following: total failure to achieve, complete incompetance in every aspect of life, absolute stupidity so rediculous you question wether or not its intentional or a joke, and a complete lack of care, direction or progress in a specific task.

"this happy meal is lame salad, why is the bun missing and why is there a pack of salt in my coke?"

"your mechanic did a lame salad job on my brakes, i cant even steer now and im stuck in reverse"

"you hear about that suicide on myspace? thats lame salad if I ever heard of such a thing"

"reality TV is lame salad"

by ApoC_101 April 1, 2006

Salami Nips

Condition in which a womans nipples are enlarged to the size of what appears to be a slice of Salami.

Yo,that trick had mad salami nips!

by Buskirk December 26, 2007

Salad dressing

When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.

i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

Salad Dodger

A non offensive term refering to fat people.

Man watch it there is a salad dodger checking you out. Or you can say thats a lifetime salad dodger.

by Shayfer Mosness February 5, 2004

Tossed Salad Man

The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate.

Tossed Salad Man: I prefer syrup!

by hawtmaledotcom October 25, 2008

salami cunt

A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.

That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.

by Waddles September 18, 2008