Router Nazi

When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family router.

John: My dad is such a router nazi, he keeps blocking my torrent-ports.

by Sufjan September 3, 2007

Rotten Toblerone

Sexual maneuver in which you go home, jack off in a container and save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.

Gary: You ever try the Rotten Toblerone?
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.

by trollagorn April 12, 2012

johnny rotten

1. very hot singer for the famous british punk band - the sex pistols
2. started the saftey pin fad

real name - john lyden
big hits - pretty vacant, holiday in the sun, anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, ect.

johnny rotten was such a great singer, he was so amazing at the sex pistols reunion tour.

by iFUCKiNGLOVESiDViCiOUS April 24, 2003

rottenair

An Irish Airline founded by one Micheal O'Leary. Generally classified by it's lack of any customer service, intolerably rude staff (uneducated and incompetent) and failure to run services. They frequently misquote fares and extort surcharges from passengers, leave them stranded following cancellations and misquote regional airports sometimes hundreds of kilometers from the advertised destination. An experience of flying rottenair typically involves poorly designed and dirty cabins plastered in advertising and being repetitively pestered by crew promoting advertising and other services airport transfers, rottenair credit cards and scratchcards, inedible food and knock off gifts and perfume. Such actions along with extorting government and airport authority bodies allow rotten air to offer fares which at face value appear a fraction of the cost of other carriers but including all surcharges and the added inconvenience are often more expensive or only marginally cheaper...

I'd rather Swim to London than endure a rottenair flight

by AMandT August 28, 2007

Rostenberrynozpog

a useful object
more specifically a good hand hold when climbing or bouldering

Jim: its a tough climb lads
Jed:tiz aye
Josh:I've found a rostenberrynozpog!!!
Dave:ye well i'm th last
Jim:awesome thats a reli useful hand hold.

by jimbob hands January 25, 2008

Rotten

something that is beyond the word “good"

That pizza is f*cking rotten!

by englishloverspanishspeaker February 29, 2020

Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

by CircadianHour December 1, 2009