Robert

A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.

He looks so cool he must be a "Robert".

by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021

Robert Green

Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.

Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.

Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?

Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.

Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!

Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?

by Mochabear June 15, 2010

St Roberts

An amazing school like if I go to str ur cool u probably come home smelling like rice and are 99% probably Asian so u either like or have a small dick btw this is gonna be 1 sentence if u get above a 30% percent average at str u probably have no life and study everyday our principal looks like a basketball and probably rapes kids like the last 7 did when I went to str looking at all the girls did something to me IT MADE ME GAY thanks for ur time bye :/

Go to a school besides st Roberts

by Mr Patterson December 14, 2018

oral roberts

famous evangalist who was tagged with this nickname at a gang bang

Oral Roberts, B.A., M.Div, LL.D., founder of Oral Roberts University, is recognized as one of the outstanding personalities of his generation.

by whoCares October 27, 2003

Robert

Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend

Timmy, you havent been very nice today, why cant you just be more Robert-like

by Malicos February 10, 2021

Robert Horry

The Nate Dawg of professional basketball. Everything he touches turns to gold.

We were about to get capped 6 on 2 then this mu-fucka to my right got Robert Horry on the twin glock .40's.

by ricknoberts June 25, 2005

Robert

The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7

Hey where’s Robert, he is on the toilet or sleeping.

by xsavaex December 3, 2017