Respek Knuckles

The same as Dap, respek knuckles are an alternative to a handshake.

Bob: Yo Brohemian
Rob: Sup Bamma
*Respek Knuckles!*

by Alisson May 30, 2007

Resextionist

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

research papering

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.

Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.

by (B)^2 March 28, 2009

resi-vi

Resi-vi, the act of doing revision/homework as commonly refered to amongst the chav population (homo-mandemos). However it can be used by regualar people in the form of text language or a spoke abreviation. Dispite this though, it originates from overuse by chavs.

Nigel: Ohhh mandem gonna do some sick resi-vi tonight?
Melvin: Nah bruv, I is ironing my hench adidas tracksuit, innit famalam!

by Melvin O'dockerty November 7, 2013

Restart

A common misspelling of the word retard. It can also be used ironically to mock those who cannot spell, or just for fun.

Dude stop being such a fucking restart
Are you restarted?

by Thim🅱️le November 22, 2018

Chinese Resolution

When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after Chinese New Year.

Friend A: "Hey, I thought you quit smoking?"

Friend B: "Well, I'll make it my Chinese resolution, just for you!"

by NoelReck February 6, 2009