A common misspelling of the word retard. It can also be used ironically to mock those who cannot spell, or just for fun.
by Thimš
±ļøle November 22, 2018
A misspelling of the word "retard" that means the same thing. Also a way to censor "retard" or "retarded" in a way that is publicly accepted as "retard" is seen as somewhat offensive.
by Mikael Montgomery July 8, 2020
A secret substitute for the ārā word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into ārestartedā.
by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Term used to describe a low skill IT support professional that doesnāt actually know how to fix device issues so just restarts the machine knowing it resets everything and at least works around the problem. āRestartsā are typically low motivation, neurotic individuals, yet over their career amazingly can weasel their way to senior technology leadership positions (typically in academia).
Student 1: Hey buddy, you struggling with that pc again? why donāt you call support?
Student 2: Yeah, itās hanging and crashing a lot, but you know theyāll just send one of their Restarts to look at it. Waste of time!
Student 3: hey, I heard they just promoted ātheā original Restart to Head of Technology now - can you believe it!
Student 1: oh what! come on, how? He couldnāt even fix a printer paper jam onceā¦he got his balls caught in the output tray and split his scrotum.
Student 2: Yeah, itās hanging and crashing a lot, but you know theyāll just send one of their Restarts to look at it. Waste of time!
Student 3: hey, I heard they just promoted ātheā original Restart to Head of Technology now - can you believe it!
Student 1: oh what! come on, how? He couldnāt even fix a printer paper jam onceā¦he got his balls caught in the output tray and split his scrotum.
by CrubClub May 17, 2023
To start over of a unit or device, or when a person does something REALLY stupid. They need to restart.
Dude that was a dumb move, go take a nap restart and come back.
Steve, you're a dumbass restart. "What you mean retard?" Yes that too and now restart go take a nap.
Steve, you're a dumbass restart. "What you mean retard?" Yes that too and now restart go take a nap.
by markddd October 28, 2010
(v) The action of restarting of any dysfunctional electronic device, process or application in the hope that it consequently results in the inexplicable phenomenon of it operating in previous flawless functionality.
"The Internet is down. Let me magic restart the router."
"I think I need to perform a magic restart on my browser"
"After magic restarting everything worked as normal"
"I think I need to perform a magic restart on my browser"
"After magic restarting everything worked as normal"
by Off For A Pint April 17, 2013