republican

A political term used as a synonym for Retard

Intellectual 1: Mitt Romney was such a republican
Intelectual 3: Yeah but Donald trump is beyond republican
Intelectual 2: HEY 3 YOU STOLE MY LINE

by DatBoi87 July 9, 2016

republicanish

to be a republican or have (some or many) republican thoughts

Tom: Bob is sounding so conservative
Tim: Yeah, he is being all..republicanish
SCREAMIN' HOWARD DEAN: DEMOCRATS RULE! BYAHHHH!

by Rob Williams October 11, 2006

Republicanistical

An alternative word for Republican. A humorous term that Democrats sometimes use to describe the Republican Party.

"Let me, first of all, come to the defense of my colleague, Mr. Issa, and the Republicanistical Party that he represents." - Democratic Congressman Barney Frank during a 02/26/2009 interview with Chris Matthews that included Republican Congressman Darrell Issa.

by AnonymousPseudonymous August 29, 2009

Blue Republican

A liberal or independent who registers temporarily as a Republican to vote for Ron Paul.

I'm sick of the War on Drugs, and America being the world's policeman, so I'm going to become a blue republican.

by Oscar MacGorden February 25, 2012

Republican

The most powerful minority in the United States. Loves to complain about how relatively powerless minorities are too powerful.

The majority of Americans do not want Republicans to control the White House or Congress.

by Catty McGee September 4, 2017

Republican

Part of the human anatomy upon which one sits.

I have an itchy republican.
Get off of your republican.
Did you wipe your republican?

by Hekuba June 8, 2015

Republican

A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical" government.

All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.

Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.

In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...

"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you're gonna get the belt!"

by Johnny ET May 17, 2018