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religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.
Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.
by Don Juan October 2, 2003
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religiomedy

A category or way of describing media (film, books, plays, etc.) that is lighthearted and comedic in tone, yet has an underlying theme of religion or uses a religious backdrop. Religiomedies often tend to be sacrilicious, but are never meant to taken too seriously as a slight against God or as ridicule.
1. The movie "Dogma" was one of the best religiomedies I've ever seen.

2. Steve's play at Loyola Academy was a great religiomedy, not to mention very sacrilicious.

3. Catholicism is a favored target of many religiomedies.
by Steven Ungaro October 12, 2006
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religion

See: bullshit
Religion is brainwashing and unecessary.
Jews have been idiots thinking they are the "chosen people"
Christians have been stuck drinking the blood of Jesus everyday.
Muslims have been very unmodern and brutal to fellow humans.
Source of anti-Semitism and Islamophobia
Reason why Bush was reelected? Religion was.
Christian : JESUS WAS THE MESSIAH AND THE SON OF GOD!!
Jew : Jesus didn't fullfill the messianic prophecies! And if Jesus was God how did her die on the cross? Hmm...
Muslim : No you idiots! Jesus wasn't killed! Allah put a fake Jesus on the cross and put the real Jesus in heaven.

.....Argument never ends until someone is shot......
.....Everyone....this is what religion does to you......
by aguynamedandy April 21, 2006
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religion

by seniordingdong March 8, 2007
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religion

A man-made method of explanation for the seemingly supernatural.
Science is slowly replacing religion over time.
by Prince Luc June 4, 2003
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religion

A form of psychosis brought on by paranoia. Had led to more deaths than any other cause. Especially susceptible to inhabidents of Kansas and Texas.
Fuck religion. Come into the real world.
by DonZabu January 13, 2008
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Religion

A lie constructed to calm the masses and fuck the every day man right in the asshole.
Religion=a bad case of Hepatitis F
by Tyrone Biggums II February 27, 2009
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