Randy

a person who likes to fuck shoes

e.g. oh hes such a randy

by Hue Hue Hue matey May 11, 2016

raidyn

Awesome funny athletic and is a baller when it comes to basketball is good friend that his parents don't like is jerk to all of his other friend he has a brother that walks around naked and is a huge dog lover

Raidyn is better bæ

by Amanda gilby fradford March 15, 2017

Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011

Randy

Originating from the character Randy from "Trailer Park Boys" it is usally a nickname deemed on someone who is being annoying our getting on your nerves. Mostly associated with phrases that involve fighting with your pants off, eating cheese burgers, and wearing no shirts while having an oversized gut.

"Put a fucking shirt on Randy"
OR
"Oh no Randy is getting serious, gonna take his pants off soon"
OR
"Why don't you go have another cheeseburger Randy"
OR straight up
"Fuck off Randy"

by JBellzy June 16, 2007

Randy

Slang for a joint/cigarette rolled by using Randy's Wired Rolling Papers. The paper has a wire running down its length, which makes it easier to pass the joint around when it's close to being burnt out.

Don't feel like hitting the bong today, let's roll a Randy

by Erm90 October 10, 2010

Randy Orton

The best wrestler ever.OMG ! He is so hot,don't call me shallow Adrian,But he is Sexy!God I love him. Though I'm not trying to diss the girl he loves,FUCK OFF STACEY!!!

Randy pleez marry me! I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!

by Tara February 24, 2005

randy

someone who walks like a duck.

"dude, you walk like randy."

by annnonnnyyymouss May 8, 2008