quafe

Vaginal Flatulence, from a largely obese woman, exiting with enough force to rock the ground.

damn, her quafe could rock the richter scale.

by Phaaro May 19, 2008

Quafe

The male equivalent to a woman's queef where a small bubble of air gets caught inside the penis hole and makes a high pitched noise similar to that of a balloon when released.

I was embarassed when I quafed in front of my girlfriend.

by Seyton August 28, 2006

quan

someone who is shorter than yourself

she is very quan compared to me

by jellyburger May 27, 2016

Quaker's delight

Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal

don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker's delight is some nasty sheeeit.

by da word bank June 24, 2008

Quan

Quan is usually a super secret code word for meth or meth use devices. But Quan can be used to describe anything that is around you if your talking to your bff. Generally, after people start calling meth Quan they never call it anything else. Also, if hit the Quan comes on the radio most people hit their Quan's.

Hey josh, can I hit the Quan? Hey, josh didn't I just pack the Quan? Hey josh! Stop stealing my Quan and get a job. Bff ex. Look at that crazy Quan over there picking crumbs out of the rug and trying to smoke it in his Quan.

by QuanReliefFund February 29, 2016

Quake Rider

a person still standing during a large magnitude earthquake

California dude: "yeah man earthquakes aint nothin' I am THEE Quake Rider and I will take on any faultline! When everyone else is on their ass, I'm still standing.

by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010

Quake Envy

The jealousy you feel when there was an earthquake but you didn't feel it.

"Hey man did you feel that earthquake last night?"
"What? There was an earthquake last night? Dammit I should've been there!"
"What you have is 'Quake Envy'"

by LetThereBeRock1212 August 26, 2011