Ass Purge

To Involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your ass. Causes extreme pain. After effects may include bleeding after wiping.

I just ass purged and now I can't sit down.

by axean September 26, 2010

Nausea Purgatory

The prolonged period of overall discomfort experienced by someone who is nauseous and has an upset stomach, but does not gain relief of their symptoms and overall discomfort via vomitting.

"I spent all night in Nausea Purgatory," said George, "If I had thrown up I would have felt better, but I just stared at the porcelein looking glass, waiting for relief that would never come..."

by Jake who shall be named. October 14, 2012

bulk purchase

Bulk purchasing is the purchase of much larger quantities than the usual, for a unit price that is lower than the usual.

Nick: Dude i just bought a pound of weed
Zach: Damn dude thats a Bulk Purchase, we usually get 20 bags.

by TheMan38 December 18, 2013

Lower Purse

Medieval term referring to ones testicles.

I’m terrified of the extra set of family jewels the doctor found in my lower purse.

by mcconec October 12, 2018

Jazz Purgatory

In a state of being dead but while listening to jazz for eternity.

Bruh the dex sent me straight to jazz purgatory.

by 5ellout January 20, 2019

Chazing Purple

The act of inhaling fermented feces under the influence of methamphetamines.

Dan is completely knocked out after chazing purple.

by Slangfinder April 24, 2021

for tax purposes

A tactic where two straight men get married to reduce their tax bracket.

Bro 1: Why you guys getting married? Aren't y'all straight?

Spouse 1: Chill bruh, it's for tax purposes.

by alibabashek April 16, 2019