Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.

The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

pronoun whore

a person who has 5 or more pronouns, also could be used for someone who steals pronouns.

"did you see zozo has another set of pronouns? hes such a pronoun whore."

by milothesilly August 11, 2023

pontoon

expensive floating boxes for losers

damn, that sucker over der looks a pontoon

by B00merang August 23, 2023

Pontonglade

When a group of guys and girls get drunk in a bar and on the way to the after-party, everyone fucks in the limousine.

We had one hell of a night, but that Pontonglade made things a whole lot better.

by TheGayAccount September 24, 2023

Proctored

Proctored is when a MSP LEO changes words, interviews & reports in a homicide investigation. Proctored is another way to spell names wrong, add in information that he decides will fit the narrative & LIE on official reports. When something changes to fit the narrative it’s been Proctored.

Mikey Proctor Proctored his reports so he could get his friends & family off of a crime they may have committed. Mikey PROCTORED all the statements in the investigation.

by Canton MA October 2, 2023

pronounciation pro

the cuties most patootiest tik tok content creator in the whole entire world.
(should fall into the loving embrace of his fans and give into the suggestions for whimpering)

I am so so so so so so inlove with pronounciation pro

by pronounciation pro lover October 3, 2023

Pronoun

1st person singular: I
2nd person singular: you
3rd person singular: he (masculine), she (feminine), it (neuter)

1st person plural: we
2nd person plural: you

3rd person plural: they

Pronoun examples:

I went to the shop.

You are probably getting cold.

He is very slender.

She is not a pleasant person.

It is a lovely table.

We are in Spain.

You are all wearing red hoodies!

They are angry.

by That_Grammar_Nerd October 22, 2023