Propsex

Sex involving props. Not sex WITH them, just involving them some how! Must be inanimate objects only (no people, animals, amoebas).
Choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it's for ;)
Ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans...be creative!

Heather: God, my sex life is getting boring!
Miranda: hmmm, have you tried PROPSEX!?
Heather: you mean proper sex, well of course!
Miranda: No, I mean sex with props!
Heather: Sounds weird...like what?
Miranda: Weeeell whatever, I've heard teapots work pretty well *whistles*

by Kinkymouse December 9, 2008

Poise pads

Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.

Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!

by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011

Proser

This words a mixture of preppy and poser. I use it to describe preppy people(people who wear hollister etc.)who all of a sudden start trying to be punk or goth.Their total posers is all i can say.

Theirs this girl at my school and she went from one day being all popular and wearing pink everyday, to wearing all black and trying to hang out with all the punkers. She was a total proser!!!

by Sk8ter_Bitch October 2, 2005

Prosecco Stormfront

A more amusing term for TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist).

Just read a Mumsnet post about a transgender teacher. Prosecco Stormfront strikes again!

by TF45 October 5, 2020

praise kink

Richard has a praise kink.

Yeah. He have a praise kink. I googled it.

by iamgayandillmakeiturproblem March 7, 2022

Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!

I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise

by Aliip May 8, 2008

prowse

a male or female that is unaware that they are being subjected to untrue religious doctrines, so much so that they become foolishly indulged in furthering the religioous lie, without realizeing that they were lied to in the first place

person #1) dont go all prowse on their ass! it'll only get you burned at the steak.

by pseudo this bitch November 29, 2011