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painting the town brown

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
by Jon Beech September 14, 2008
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pint

1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.

2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.

3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.
Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.

Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.

Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?

Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.

Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?

Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.

Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com

Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!

Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.

Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.

Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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Paintball

This is a reply to the definition provided by J. Michael Reiter.

I do know what its like to carry a rifle, full ruck and LBH. I served in the airborne for 8 years. I also play paintball. And I enjoy every minute I spend on the field. I saw many of my friends die while I served, and it makes me feel good when I can see my friends get right back up after being shot by a paintball.

Oh and by the way most of the people who play paintball are not "wealthy overgrown adolescents."
I love paintball. I love my country. God Bless the USA!
by 8 years served July 27, 2011
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porcelain paint

The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.

The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!

After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010
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Watching Paint Dry

Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.
Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.

Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"

Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"

Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009
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drinkin' the paint

Becoming intoxicated. To describe someone who has been drinking alcohol.
"What's wrong with Bo?"
"Yeah, I don't know, it looks like someone's been drinkin' the paint!"
by Ali Mir May 11, 2006
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face painter

A male individual who ejaculates on a female's face as much and as often as possible. Most face painters target areas specifically ON a girls face such as mouth, lips, nose, cheeks, eyes, forehead, or ears. Occasionally they may shake things up with a shot IN the mouth/nose/ears. A face painter enjoys face painting and considers his work a serious art form. Many females either strongly love or strongly hate the true dedicated face painters and their preferred art form face painting.
My brother Dave is a true face painter.
by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006
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