Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

prostitube

The name you call a slutty girl who is more or less tube-shaped and dresses in a cylindrical fashion, accentuating her tube-like shape.

"dude did you hook up with someone last night?"

"yeah but after looking at her pictures this morning I'm realizing she's kinda a prostitube"

by 2jelly2handle January 23, 2013

prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

by joeydee April 14, 2014

Prostituber

A person who drives for uber and doubles as a escort and or prostitute.

She combined sex and a driving service by becoming a prostituber.

by DrGestRocka May 10, 2018

presticated

Can't make up his mind

Here we go Mr.jimbob is presticated again

by Muscleman35 March 14, 2018

Prostitution

The Camp Nou

Prostitution-Ernesto Valverde Used “Camp Nou” to heal his erectile disfunction.

by Mo Salad April 30, 2019

prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue

My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch

by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020