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pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?
by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016
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Porked

When a male is fucking another person, and when they're about to cum they say " oink oink" or squeal like a pig ( each to their own) and as the partner looks up at you, you whisper " did you like my pork sausage"
Jesse: I porked my girl lastnight

George: oh really bro did she like your pork sausage
by Jesus the King May 7, 2016
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pookey

A Malaysian word for vagina. Spell as "Puki" in Malay
"My Pookey is so tight"
by RazifLabu September 20, 2016
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Porky Piggy

A specific form of sex, where a woman and a man shit on each other to start the act of porky piggy, then going outside to engage in public sex, while partaking in multiple forms of orgasmic actions, afterwards a european steamboat is performed, then the act of sex continues until the man can perform a creampie.
Tanya and her boyfriend Zach wanted to watch a movie, but they decided a porky piggy would be more exciting.
by Cucknificent March 26, 2017
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Pokey

He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.
by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017
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porkers remorse

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.
Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!
by ballbuster June 15, 2017
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porky

by wyatt27boss May 1, 2018
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