Polish Sauna

Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours.

Dude, don't go in there! Pete molested the porcelain so bad, the place is like a polish sauna!

by Booqi March 26, 2008

Polish Mud Pie

A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front

"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"

by Json4t2 November 9, 2011

polish bycycle

when you are fucking a girl in the "wheelbarrel" position and you start kicking her tits

last night i gave a polish bycycle to a whore, and she made me pay double.

by foreskinfury July 9, 2012

Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012

polish chrome

Any act performed on a male penis.

I don't care if male athletes like to polish chrome on the side why does sexuality matter in sports?

by slaayy May 24, 2013

polish watch

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.

Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?

Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...

by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

Polish water

Watered down Vodka.

It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.

When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.

by El peludo Gringo May 7, 2014