plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

plonkerdink

If someone acts different to what they normally wouldnt , funnily .

Danny is acting like a plonkerdink .

by Tinytodger84 November 7, 2018

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

plankbrain

The act of someone's brain malfunctioning that leads to a poor outcome.

Wow, you haven't died in several hours, did you plankbrain?

by NOT GIVE UP April 11, 2020

Plinkajou

A monster in My Singing Monsters. It is the Quad-Element monster on the magical Bone Island. It resembles a cat/dog on its back with bones tied to its tail, it uses these bones to produce its song.

"Plinkajou is one of the cutest monsters I've ever seen."

by ZombieBoi97 April 16, 2020

plmnkoiuytrewsxzaq

when you have already typed all the other qwertyuiop things and you start to make up your own, but you don't finish it.

i'm so bored, I want to type plmnkoiuytrewsxzaq

by Quirty uwo Paz’s April 16, 2020

PLONK

Person of Little Or NO Knowledge

Especially relating to women in traditional male roles such as officers

The new cop is a right PLONK

by phyllis-i like milk-jones January 28, 2021