Plop ass

someone who dresses, acts like, and is a dumbass. They aren’t worth a fuck and tend to act like a real shit bag.

Look at the way TJ is. He is worthless, a real plop ass.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Blow Plop

While taking a poop in the shower, you receive oral sex

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!

by Phrogman March 18, 2024

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

ploot

PLOOT PLOTO PLOT

Person: yea, for some reason they keep yelling "ploot" and we don't know why.
Crowd: PLOOT!

by drliberto56 December 3, 2024

Phoop

The sensation or the feeling that you have to poop, but all you have is gas and the feeling relieves after the gas pressure.

I felt like I had to poop so bad, but all I had was gas. So all I did was phoop

by Breaking wind January 18, 2025

Ploob

Someone who is less than adequate. Could also mean a dump.

Holy moly that child is such a ploob. Can’t even get out of his wheelchair.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025