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pickling the pine

Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.

The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.

also heard as: Pickled Pine, Pine Pickler, Kelly Pickler, etc.

Copyright and use belongs to members of GMFS and phrase creator Erok(broken promises)
Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?

Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..

Jon: Fail.

AKA:
I woke up with Pickled Pine this morning (insinuating subject's penis smells like rank cooter.)

or

I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10 foot pole. I heard you got a permanent pine pickler between them legs. (insinuating that not only does the female have a smelly ham wallet, but also that she has a venereal disease such as the herps or HIV.)

or

LOL, Kyle?! How did you and Kelly "PICKLER" get along last night?!?!?!11 OMyFuckingG Lolzzz!

or

Damn! She straight up Kelly Pickled your ass last night, dude!
by EROK (broken promises) April 23, 2008
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pansexuality

A person who is attracted to all people regardless of their gender or sex (can be known as gender blind). The term can over lap with bisexuality, but the difference between them can mean a lot to people. The difference tends to be that gender/sex plays a role in attraction quite a bit. Pansexuality is not trans/biphobic and bisexuality isn’t shallow.
Victor has great solidarity on his pansexuality with his bisexual friend, Kennedy.

Maddie has come to terms with her pansexuality, as the label fits her more than bisexual. She still loves and accepts people who use bisexual, though.
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Hey did you see that Pansexual Christina Ayad?

Yeah, i heard she has another girlfriend to fuck around with
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pineapple

A Pineapple is truly the most amazing, spectacular thing of the human race. It is a thing of beauty, something that should be worshipped and loved by all that know it. The Pineapple is truly superior to such average fruits as the apple, pear and lemon. The only fruit that comes close to a pineapple is the Nectarine but still the Pineapple is in a different league to all these.

The Pineapple is said to have solved both World War 2 and Amy Winehouse's drug problems, both potentially fatal events. It is a great companion of Ghandi and has also been called king upon men - great words spoken by Stephen Hawking as the Pineapple is about the only thing that keeps him sane.

The last fact of the Pineapple is that I have some in my fruit bowl. Also buy them from Tescos or Morrisons as the rest taste like a very dirty bottom.
Woah, there's a Pineapple over there and Oh My GOD he's looking at us!
by pineapple-lover August 11, 2010
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pansexual

1.)The Hipster bisexual.

Because being "bi" is SOOO high school conformist.
Somehow me being pansexual means that I am less affected by society, and that I am more open and accepting than a bisexual... I think.
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Pineapple

An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.

Next day-

Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012
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pineapple booty

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