pikeys

Groups of would-be "bad ass" youths who hang around the amusement arcades in dull seaside towns, amusing themselves by threatening much younger children with a beating unless they give them a quid, stealing cuddly toys from toddlers and pulling the old "give us a quid and I'll be your mate for life" routine on anyone smaller and less mouthy than themselves.

Lowestoft is full of fucking pikeys.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Piled

Drunk

OH shit! Check out these pictures from last night; you body-checked a cop and I pissed on the patrol car, we were piled! I didn't even remember!

by hotlass January 11, 2011

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

a big pile of poo in a urinal

When a particular female, is either engaged in a relationship or is otherwise unavailable to those who would like to 'tap that ho'

Guy 1: Man i wanna 'tap that ho' but shes being a big pile of poo in a urinal...i wanna use it but i can't.
Guy 2: aww man that sucks mad balls, i just use the sink.

by maria hernandez November 30, 2007

Pikey Nikey

goods which are bad rip offs of standard brands, usually the preserve of the economically and socially challenged.Such goods are available in any crusty urban market

That violent mugger was dressed in mostly pikey nikey, officer.

by Shane.D June 18, 2008

Pile of statue

What locals call an infamous, overpriced, piece of "art" located smack dab in the center of downtown for all to see. Intended to look like a coiled up snake, it actually looks like a pile of ----. Hence the name "Pile of statue".

While driving through downtown San Jose on W. San Carlos Blvd,

Friend: Holy crap, what's that?
Local: That my friend, is the city councils latest embarassment, the infamous San Jose Pile of Statue!

by PDiddzle July 16, 2009

pikey

pikey do what they want when they want, u mess with em ur whole house gon be gone

some dordy pikey nick me caravan again gon bust dis kid you wait!

by mushyboy December 20, 2020