Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A July 2, 2005

Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod January 13, 2009

penguin sauce

penguin sauce is most definitely not marijuana.

yo do you got some penguin sauce?

lets smoke some penguin sauce man!

by penguin god May 19, 2011

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of fucking bitches. They are a disgrace to the game and should stop being a franchise because no one but those fuckin' douches in Pittsburgh like them. They're a bunch of babies and can all die in a hole. Faggots.

Me: "FUCK THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH THEY SUCK HUGE COCK!!! FUCK 'EM!!!!!"

by PENSsuckPENISSSS December 10, 2011

finish the penguin

(noun)- While having any kind of sex, the male draws a penguin on any part of the womans body. Then ejaculating or "finishing" it off with sperm on the white part of the penguin.

Bob: Yo girl, lemme finish the penguin.
Girl: Okay

by poopoopoohead May 12, 2010

club penguin

The worst virtual website in existence. It got even worse once Disney bought it.

Guy 1: Club Penguin SUCKS! You have to pay for a membership to do anything! And once you membership expires, Anything you bought as a member, you can't wear! I'd rather be on a CPPS!

by TheYellowAmpharos July 26, 2016

Penguin Syndrome

Overactive use of the M16 or the burst shot of another gun like the M16 (3shot bursting).

Oh man, I just can't stop using the M16, I must have Penguin Syndrome

by A fat person. March 11, 2009