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Chasing Pavements

To apply body lotion to another person's back in a sexual manner
"I was totally chasing pavements with Rod last night"
by IamATotalMoron October 2, 2008
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Paedinecro

A person who fornicates with deceased children.
Jon: My son Timmy died last fall, I think I'm gonna dig him up and have sex with him.

(This would be an example of incest Paedinecrophilia)
by Jon the sick kid November 10, 2006
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Ate The Pavement

To Purposely Trip and Forcefully Land with your face in a womens genitalia
Carl; The other day i saw a beautiful women sun bathing on the beach , so i headed that direction and totally tripped and ate her pavement

Owen; DAMN SON, you totally Ate the pavement
by TARZAN GOES BAM January 6, 2011
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Penthouse and Pavement

Sweat my youth away
With the rules we have to play
Speeding through your magazine
Pistol, pavement, no T.V.
Talk and talk
No time, night time
Burnt inside

Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Now here comes my job
Credit, bleeding with the mob
Dreams become ideals
No one knows the way I feel
Love to love
Daytime, right time
All my life
Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Feel safe in the crowd
An no one admits they're crying aloud
My career fits like a glove
Knowing no orders can come from above
Work and work
Full time, part time
Anytime at all

As you face the wall
God make it this time or never at all
Before your chance has gone
Captain this lead role and you'll be the one
Shine and shine
This time, my time
Make me free at last

Penthouse and Pavement
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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Pave-Piece

Pavement. The paved ground of a sidewalk or parking lot.
Yo, G-Wizza, you should open up that car soon, the pave-piece is burnin' my feet-skies.
by e December 16, 2004
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paedofrenia

Paedophile with skitzofrenia. Bastardization of plugsocket.
Oh get help! You got Paedofrenia! ASSHAT!
by roart. February 19, 2009
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Pavevisionment

noun -

1. when a pedestrian transfixes his stare on the pavement half a metre in front of him
2. a common ocular gait, prefered by students who do not wish to acknowledge passers-by who they know but would rather not stop and talk to.
3. pavevisionment may be inadvertent or intentional depending on the eyesight or social skills of the user.
4. pavevisionment is of critical import for those with deficient eyesight, who cannot identify potential friends when looking ahead normally and do not want to cause offence by failing to acknowledge them.
5. MJ's former strategy before successful laser eye surgery

adj -

"pavevisionmental", to adopt the ocular gait to heightened levels
Jared: Mate I saw you outside the library looking pavevisionmental.

Tom: Yeah I know, I needed to get to lectures and didn't have time or the inclination to stop and engage in trite fooltalk with anyone.

Jared: Nice!
by Gary Vert May 20, 2009
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