Cival air patrol

Almost Rotc, but you get to fly airplanes, SAREX search and rescue exercise and a ton of saturday activities.

Also have your lastname on your ABU blouse, get ranks, and get your pilots license for cheaper than if you didnt join.

You can join at 12 youngest

Hey mom look its thoose 'cival air patrol' people

by DeadWd November 19, 2023

Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.

Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.

by termiteboy October 18, 2021

Pineapple Patrol

You are a part of the fastest growing patrol the Pineapple Patrol if you follow PineappleandTheBoom on twitch

You are part of the fastest growing patrol the pineapple patrol

by SlickSckell October 31, 2021

Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."

Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!

by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022

Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.

" RUN it's the LOW PATROL"

by Afro-Caribbean Jesus February 19, 2015

Thot Patrol

A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.

Here comes the Thot Patrol, put on a jacket.

by FrootLuips January 24, 2019