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Paata

A form strong male, kind, intelligent and smart, he’s every woman’s dream guy. His knowledge of how to handle a woman in the bedroom adheres many of them to him, did I mention he’s also a rich and has a 45 inch horse cock
I need an Paata in my life

That Paata guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night
by fw0m November 22, 2021
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Que pasa?

by Light Joker June 4, 2005
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pastafarian

a believer of the flying spaghetti monster or better known as fsm.
have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

yes, i'm a pastafarian
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Partain

A Badass who owns the room when he walks , Normally making other people stop what they are doing and direct their attention to him/Her
Holy Shit did you see the way that Partain walked in and took control of them hoes
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palta

Peruvian slang for when you are ashamed or nervous about doing something.
also the way of calling Avocado in countries as Peru, Chile and Argentina.
"que palta mano"
"das una palta entera ow, como chucha les vas a hablar asi?"
"QUE RICA LA PALTA"
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Partaytaim

A strange way to say ''Party Time''. Usually used in appgroups by people who got way to drunk because they keep losing the game ''beerpong''
Tanja: Oh my gawd Pim, It's Partaytaim!

Pim: Did you lose a few rounds of beerpong again Tanja?
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pastafarianism

the great and allmighty atheist religion which teaches how the world was created by the flying spaghetti monster who happened to be drunk which thus explaines why bad things happen. the pastafarians follow the church of the flying spaghetti monster and when they go to heaven they will enjoy a beer volcano and a stripper factory, however in hell the beer is stale and the strippers have VD! in pastafarian terms agnostics are known as spagnostics and all prayers must end with RAmen. september 19th is the national talk like a pirate day and the religions founder Bobby Henderson has published a "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".
the 8 id realy rather you didnts are

1)I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2)I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3)I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4)I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5)I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.
6)I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator
7)I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8)I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

in the words of the flying spaghetti monster himself, (and written by Bobby Henderson, the creter of pastafarianism)
by Elliott Handley January 5, 2009
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