Parker

A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white

B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022

Parker

A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.

Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?

by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022

The Parker Brothers

A band of old hairy men who live in egypt.

Oogashaga.
Oobersnoozle.
And Waldo.

they make up the parker brothers

by LawnMowersAreREAL January 16, 2008

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

henry parker

Very cool, very good, very tall, very strong

Henry Parker is very cool

by Not Henry Parker August 6, 2019

Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 18, 2022

Shane Parker

A „young“ reading teacher with a unusually huge nose

student 1: bruh shane parker has a huge nose
student 2: yeah he’s pinocchio

by …????? April 14, 2022