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infinite paradox 

are you reading this? maybe it depends if there's editors, maybe if you never heard of a paradox you've never come here, but what about me? it all started with no u because I'm reading this is meaning that i am in the future, but its the present, and the few milliseconds that have passed are now the past, but how are we supposed to know what time is past, future, or present, times always moving, so there's no present but when the president won the past 5 years he made the world bad, but what if he hadeint win? would we still have covid? that's a good question but by reading this you've had info on what its like to be in an infinite paradox, because you are in one life's an infinite paradox because even if humans died off, the very existence of what we call life still moves, even if everything in the existence of everything's gone, it still moves, are you reading this? because you'd never know i I've never came here, its not going to end like a book, becuse you are reading everything you see are you reading?
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Illways paradox 

The paradox takes place when a self destructive personality takes a tab of acid hoping for a bad trip. The bad trip doesn’t take place and the user is left disappointed. By definition making the trip a bad trip but also not.

Can be used to avoid a bad trip, don’t recommend risking it.
“What did you get up to on the weekend?”

“Took a tab of acid hoping to trip balls and believe I’m a giant orange that everyone on earth wants to peel but it didn’t happen so I’m pissed”

“Bro is that like some mad paradox or something?”

“Idk man let’s call it illways paradox”
Illways paradox by Illway February 19, 2021

friendliness paradox 

A theory when friendliness or hospitality and privacy don't go hand in hand
A perfect example of friendliness paradox is the collective culture: People from collective culture are friendly, but they're sneaking into other's businesses
friendliness paradox by Sir. B February 21, 2021

LEAF Paradox 

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.
Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.
LEAF Paradox by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021

Spoiler Paradox 

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one
“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”

Bloody Paradox 

Any zoomer or millennial that is hyper. Commonly making gay jokes and doing offensive bullshit. Common phrases are, "LMAO UR GAY!"
Bloody Paradox by anonymous April 30, 2021

Wolfie Paradox 

A duality that once discovered, surrendered to and accepted without resistance, brings sublime joy and boundless love within.
She discovered not everything is as it seems. Or was it exactly as it seemed? In search of the truth, to save her soul, she honored herself by welcoming the Wolfie paradox. And so she smiled deep in her heart.