Panda San

Incredibly awesome super-human being that often runs around beating random people with large chunks of bamboo.

People living in Mid-Michigan are often targets for the Panda San

by Panda San June 21, 2008

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

panda joe

a cool way to say pendejo

dan: morris your such a panda joe

by morrislikesthesausage July 10, 2010

Panda Popping

Panda Popping is when a girl chucks a drink over a guy after he has groped her in a nightclub.

Charlie: "I just panda popped that guy... he stuck his hand up my skirt. WTF!"

Paula: "Haha... you love panda popping".

by Charlie_H November 5, 2011

Panda Butt Love

The love between two male pandas; The vigorous butt sex between two male pandas; A term used for frustration

George: "Damn i got an F on my math test"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"

by Da_Panda_Kr3w November 12, 2011

Panda cat

It's a human or panda cat that can have nine lives and be asian, black, and white but also most who are a panda cat don't know until the age of 15 and probably shouldn't know until their 8th life

I saw a panda cat eating bamboo and died then came back to life 3 times until I took away the bamboo from it

by Tony dew December 30, 2013

PANDA PAWS

Afro American Negro male's hands that are half black and half white or Albino like (ala Michael Jackson like).

Hey LaQuanda, LaTrelle put his panda paws on yet another new girlfriend he got pregnant recently. Sad to say she got a terrible beating as a result of his big ole typical panda paws, you feel me?

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo August 11, 2014