Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

putaism

A cult for only PUTASS to express their inner bitch.

I was arguing with my homeboy today he saw my inner putaism.

by wateveereightinch January 7, 2020

Putting in the Resume

The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup

“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”

by FRANKLENS TOWER October 28, 2020

Puttin' From the Rough

Unlubricated anal sex with a hairy asshole.

Person A: Why are you scratching your crotch so much?

Person B: Because I was Puttin' From the Rough with Dave last night.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020

putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist

Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

putinsanity

(n) mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.

"It was yet another example of Putinsanity; there was no reason to execute those 13 people on a stupid island that no one gives a damn about"

by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder February 24, 2022