Poison

A young person of the female sex between the ages of 14 and 17 who is uncomfortably attractive to members of both sexes several years older, and hangs out in groups dominated by people several years her senior. Often the cause of psuedo-pedophilic crisis in the unfortunate victims who spend too much time with the Poison. Negative connotation in that going to far means jail time, but otherwise fun for all!

Joe: I'm Gonna get me some Poison tonight man.
Juan: Right. Luck with that.

by chaoskilled October 5, 2007

kangaroo position

a sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.

Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.

Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.

by drunkenrabbitsex February 20, 2009

poliosis

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

by LkBurn December 9, 2008

posing pouch

item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o

i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my dick

by smog monster September 19, 2008

Poops Position

Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.

I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.

by Danny the Manny 1 December 30, 2011

poliosis

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

by bitchier January 21, 2009

poison ivy

The gentrification of Ivy League cities.

Many host cities of Ivy League schools are being taken over by the university's. They are buying up property's and the local residents are being pushed out. Locals call it a bad case of poison ivy.

The eminent domain of Columbia university case in West Harlem is a side effect of "poison ivy".

by Concerned and gerntrified June 7, 2010