poser

An alternative to the word "post", as in when you would "poser" an image or video online.

1: Hey man, I posered that funny video in a popular Youtuber's Discord server.
2: You mean posted?
1: No.

poser by Witherskull42 September 17, 2022

POSER

Not being real.Being corny. All of Hollywood now a days The china communist party Co intelligences Confucius institute Philly Artists

Your such a poser. Look at the Hollywood Posers

POSER by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022

poser

Hurriedly and randomly collecting scattered pieces of shit
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.

And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.

Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.

poser by Handy Dick Vandy August 26, 2022

Poser

Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”

Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!

Poser by 8408 :D October 8, 2022

Poser

A person who starts a Misfits tribute band and worries more about what they look like and the exact lyrics than actually worrying about having fun. Can often be seen at San Miguel's eating TexMex and wearing a leather trenchcoat.

Wade is a poser.

Poser by C4_Party November 17, 2022

Poser

Someone using a genre/groups trend that they’re not a part of, for the purpose of looking cool, funny, trendy, or for attention.

“Why is he posting anime he doesn’t even watch it?”
“Idk he’s such a poser”

Poser by Seenaseena April 7, 2023

Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

Poser by MrSquister April 12, 2023