pmsing sex

when a girl and a guy have sex while she's going through her period. she'll like it but then ask "is that all you want from me is my body???". Then she'll be cool again and want you to fuck her harder, then suddenly start crying. you don't want to have sex while she's pmsing unless you want a death wish

pmsing sex

by bgeisking November 24, 2013

PMD

pound me daddie

me: *sees someone attractive, has to tell someone about the person but is embarrassed to say pound me daddie so writes PMD*

rat: PMD
loser: what

by dierat420 July 27, 2016

PMS

The worst time of the month for a man, similar to hell or slow bloody death. During a woman's pms, she becomes a beast, not as bad as the devil but pretty damn close. Not the best time to ask for sex, or do much of anything involving your girlfriend. In other words, leave her the fuck alone! Women are also known to pull out concealed weapons in pms

*Pms stands for pre menstrual syndrome or pass me the shotgun

Signs of pms are
•Bitchyness
•uncontrolable anger in a woman
•Demented mood swings
•threats of murder or suicide
•sudden growth of a tail and horns

*girls say its a hard time for them, but thats no reason to take out your anger and concealed weapons on us men. We're trying to help (unless we're not)

Girl-i hate you!
Boy- what the fuck did i do?
Girl- oh my god i fuckin love you!!!
Boy- WHAT???
Girl- (pulls out a pistol) Get the fuck out of my fuckin house you fuckin pervert!!!
Boy- oh shit, its that time of the month. I hate PMS

by Da fat rat wit da cheese July 19, 2009

pmc

The pre-Mihai cycle. When someone from Romania gets violently aggressive due to a tease or a diss that questions his man-hood/superiority. This occurs once every 28 days, however, increases of sperm may cause him to break the cycle.

After making fun of his mexican sounding music, "the biggest boss that you have seen thus far" started to PMC because his manhood was in question. He violently attacked us. We called Chuck Norris for help. Chuck Norris said I only fight Americans.

by Steven "The Big Guy" February 17, 2010

pms'ed

Somewhat like the word pissed, pms-ed is when you are bitchy and cranky during your period and no one wants to talk to you anymore.

Hmm, maybe no one's talking to me because I pms'ed them all off.

by OshKoshTash May 28, 2009

PMFC

PMFC is a girl code abbreviation of 'pleasure my fucking cunt' that girls say to each other when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex with whom they would enjoy being sexually pleasured by.

Siobhan: 'Tom looks so hot. PMFC Tom, please PMFC.'
Danni: 'Just give it a few hours.'

by dish123 November 10, 2013

PMG

Pimp Master General. Or Post Master General if UR a square.

"Daddy is the Pimp Master General, babydoll. The Big PMG."

by Kiteh Kawasaki December 11, 2016