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snap plant

A person who is extremely addicted to snapchat, and lives their life on their app. They have an insanely huge snap score (1.5 million+), always have 20+ contacts of the opposite gender. The male ones are either fluffy hair white guys, or broccoli heads, while the girls all have the copy and paste boring middle part straight hair. They also collect bodies like its no tomorrow.
I heard that the two snap plants in my class Luke and Ashley are now dating, I predict that they will break up via Snapchat 7 hours and 43 minutes later due to cheating on each other with 5 other people.
by David Gregory Smith July 13, 2024
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Industry Plant

An upcoming or new female rapper or otherwise female artist
New female rapper is such an industry plant!
by librévro May 15, 2025
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Zoe plant

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.
This zoe plant bitch bit my dick off!
by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025
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Male Plant

Male Plant (UK Slang): A cannabis plant that growers want to avoid because it pollinates female plants, resulting in lower yields and a crop full of seeds. Just like many other organisms on Earth, cannabis plants have sexes—male and female—and it’s not a form of plant sexism, just nature’s way. When buying seeds, always choose feminized seeds from reputable sources and avoid mixing plants from different growers, as a single male plant can ruin your entire crop. Otherwise, you risk wasting time, money, effort… and your liberty.
Frank: Lee bruv, you never guessed what happened the other day bruv. Chris, you know, Kidnapper Chris, right? He sold a male plant to Fred for next to nothing, but turns out, Fred mixed it with his own crop, and his whole yield was ruined! LOL. Bruv.

Lee: No way! Fred must have gone proper mental buv LOL!

Frank: He went straight over and gave Chriss a proper kicking and jumped all over his chest. LOL bruv.

Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025
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pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration
by ElCapitan November 3, 2004
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wokka wokka plant

Don't touch that wokka wokka plant. You aren't FF enough to resist its glory.
by Willy Goat April 28, 2007
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Cage the woody plant

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010
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