Pink Mushroom

The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.

Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.

My pink mushroom is engorged.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

pink piggy

Pink piggy is another word to describe a pink vagina. Pink pussy...

Jake: Mom, today in Health, I learned about the pink piggy!

Mom: what's that?!

Jake: you know, you have one!

Dad: it's not pink anymore son...

by LSKR February 9, 2017

Pink Plumber

A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.

I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.

His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Pink Beef

Fat, pink pussy lips. Engorged labial flaps.

She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!

She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

by Twabasco February 15, 2009

Pink Drapes

Saggy, meaty pussy lips. Labial hangers.

Rachel has the longest, dangling pink drapes I’ve ever experienced. You can almost tie them in a bow.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

pink cave

Pussy

I went spelunking in your wife's pink cave last night

by Dasiykajsa December 9, 2017