electric pencil

a mechanical pencil.

"Zach, need electric pencil"

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

pencil

dick

dude,unless ur a guy NEVER say u have a pencil

by fuckingidiot0 February 20, 2009

pencil pusher

a pencil pusher is a gaymo who packs ze shizit

At a group meeting "Hi my name is ray and i'm a Stoner" ::goes around the circle:: "Hi my name is Mark and i'm a pencil pusher"

by Zee Assman April 19, 2005

pencil job

a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.

WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!

by inkgirl September 5, 2009

Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

Soft Pencil

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.

Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.

by Klamer October 20, 2006

#2 pencil

A basic bitch

"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."

by garry jounson January 1, 2017