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Bonsai Tree

The japanese art of growing dwarfed, ornamentally shaped trees or shrubs in small shallow pots or trays.
My flower pot has a tree in it, a bonsai tree.
by Louis Waweru December 5, 2003
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Tripping Tree

An easily climbable tree that everyone climbs up to go smoke some pot, and trip out. Hence 'Tripping' Tree.
"Emily, lets go have a sesh in the tripping tree"
by Julietertron June 20, 2006
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GUY IN A TREE

The act of total beast mode on an opposing member of society
wow, he totally went GUY IN A TREE on his ass
by chris sonnentsg February 15, 2009
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Faggot Tree

A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.

Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
Troy: "Hey, Todd, hows the Faggot Tree?"

Todd: "Ha ha, very funn...wait, what?"
by Michael Cock January 13, 2014
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Tree Nugger

A African American environmentalist, compared to regular environmentalists Tree Nuggers are a lot more violent.
Person A: (Drops a pop can on the ground)
Tree Nugger: WTF? PICK THAT UP YOU BITCH FUCKA!
Person A: Ok alright geez...
by Killer Koke Kan April 22, 2009
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tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.
1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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