nova

(n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall. This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.

Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.


All the above cars suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

1971 chevy nova

rustbucket

my dsm is no 71 nova?!!!

theres not a spot of rust

by novassuckbignuts March 12, 2003

Nouakchott

The capital of Mauritania, currently covered in litter and goats and dead donkeys...

I went to Nouakchott for my vacation to go visit my aunt that lives there... It's impossible to get out of the house!!!!

by LaszloForever January 18, 2011

Nova

extremely horny creature, take sloppy seconds any day

As in Casanova

The nova is such a pimp hahahaha wat a guy

by K AND J January 19, 2005

Nova

A Shit Melbourne Radio Station that plays Shit music

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Nova

A poster on www.interestingnonetheless.com whos soul purpose is to annoy.

Nova really sucks

by Grimace June 21, 2003

Nova Men

A fairly uncommon pornographic magazine whose central focus is homosexual men striking poses with various Chevrolet Novas being used as backdrops for every scene. "Nova Men" appeals primarily to homosexual men who are automotive performance enthusiasts, and to also has a small fanbase of former and current Chevrolet Nova owners. This group of fans is centered primarily in the metro area of Portland, Oregon and stretches into the capitol city of Salem. Reportedly there are an extremely small number of subscriptions to the magazine still in existence due to legally binding contractual agreements that have not expired, and supposedly, if you look hard enough in the Portland/Salem area you may find a current issue laying around your local mechanic's shop.

Wow, Chuck really needs to get over his Chevy Nova, it's not cool, comfortable, or fast, and he's been sitting in it reading the latest issue of Nova Men for the last two hours. Last week he was totally naked except for his crash helmet when he ran the quarter mile, just because some stupid article in Nova Men said it would help improve his launch.

by Toyota Supra, Kawasaki Ninja, October 7, 2008