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nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc..
FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN..
HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH...
THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF..
I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :|
TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE..
JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS..
they just look like your average joe except with spectacles..
also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..!
FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..
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nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc..
FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN..
HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH...
THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF..
I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :|
TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE..
JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS..
they just look like your average joe except with spectacles..
also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..!
FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..
Do not let their so called shy demenour make you think they are genuinely shy,THESE NERDS HAVE A HELL OF A LOT TO HIDE FROM YOU..
They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..
They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..
by NERDRAPEKITTENS January 17, 2010
Get the NERDmug. Nerds are ugly low-self esteem subterranean human beings that usually spend hours of the day in their parents basement.
"mom can you go to the store please, i'm out of hot pockets, proactiv, and top ramen! also you mind turning up the thermostat!" said the nerd
by Chrisduh December 6, 2006
Get the nerdmug. Some fukin homo with glasses that thinks there all that and likes to hang out at the library. Also someone who plays counterstrike and loves to hack. (Hax0rs)
In general:
-they have no life
-they laugh like homos
-their scronny bitchez that can't fight
-they play c.s.
In general:
-they have no life
-they laugh like homos
-their scronny bitchez that can't fight
-they play c.s.
Gangsta: Yo bitch get out of my way or il knock you!
Nerd: Il p00n j00 at c.s.
Gangsta: Lets go biatch!
................ Next day
Nerd: You g0t PwN3D , I am l33t l33t 1337, You are a N00bz0rs.
Gangsta: *Knocks Him*
Nerd: *runs home, cries and plays some more counter-strike*
Nerd: Il p00n j00 at c.s.
Gangsta: Lets go biatch!
................ Next day
Nerd: You g0t PwN3D , I am l33t l33t 1337, You are a N00bz0rs.
Gangsta: *Knocks Him*
Nerd: *runs home, cries and plays some more counter-strike*
by Bubba_The_Retard October 15, 2006
Get the nerdmug. Often confused with geek. A nerd is simply a socially inapt and possibly autistic person - usually a young white male. Nerds may or may not have a high IQ, and they tend to prefer being alone or with fellow nerds who they know will not judge them. Even if they're intelligent, nerds are very undisciplined tend to make average grades in high school because they spend their study hall period daydreaming about World of Warcraft and and the Lord of the Rings trading card game (which they play at their mom's house with male friends each Saturday night while their classmates are going on dates). As a result of feeling inadequate they usually never put their intelligence to real use and usually end up working fast food jobs and rarely lose their virginity.
Geeks on the other hand are just intelligent guys with interest in technical knowledge (such as computers) - but are not actually socially inapt and are likely very mature for their age (while nerds are less mature for their age). They may still be made fun of by the extremely prejudiced because they put school and work over partying and fun, but you will likely end up working for them once you're out of high school while they'll be paying more in taxes then you earn in a year.
Geeks on the other hand are just intelligent guys with interest in technical knowledge (such as computers) - but are not actually socially inapt and are likely very mature for their age (while nerds are less mature for their age). They may still be made fun of by the extremely prejudiced because they put school and work over partying and fun, but you will likely end up working for them once you're out of high school while they'll be paying more in taxes then you earn in a year.
Nerd speak: Hey joe did you get the new expansion pack for world of warcraft yet? Its so awesome hahahah! I found a glitch in it where i can make the character walk through a wall and get all the way to the end boss in like just 1 hr. normally that takes all day. and when i do that the boss is at level 1 even though hes supposed to be at level 50 if you get to him the normal way so i killed him in one punch because i was at level 10!! lolololo sweeet!!! if you wanna come play with me and ned this saturday i'll show you how to do it. My mom said its okay!
Geek speak: I got accepted to Yale on a full scholarship and I'm heading there this fall. I waited too late to apply for financial aid at Harvard so I guess I'll just have to settle for my safety school. I'm thinking of studying neurosurgery in medical school. It's a toss up between either that or a major in aerospace engineering. I'll decide later.
Geek speak: I got accepted to Yale on a full scholarship and I'm heading there this fall. I waited too late to apply for financial aid at Harvard so I guess I'll just have to settle for my safety school. I'm thinking of studying neurosurgery in medical school. It's a toss up between either that or a major in aerospace engineering. I'll decide later.
by GeorgeMichael August 27, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. A person who does not fit in with most of mainstream society because of their apperence (usually glasses, zits, allergies etc.), interests and behaviour, but have a high amount of kowledge in things not always considered 'cool' i.e. anime, warhammer, dungeons and dragons.
Contrary to rumour nerds often have quite good social skills, but only within their own circle of friends. They are usually happier than average because they are less worried about conforming to the majority.
Not to be confused with the geek.
Contrary to rumour nerds often have quite good social skills, but only within their own circle of friends. They are usually happier than average because they are less worried about conforming to the majority.
Not to be confused with the geek.
A geek discovered a use for electricity. A geek invented the computer. A geek invented the internet.
A nerd invented World of Warcraft.
A nerd invented World of Warcraft.
by Too Much Time to Waste November 17, 2007
Get the Nerdmug. The most dangerous people in the world. They are often Jewish and wander in packs of other nerds who compete and play each other day and night but no one ever 'wins'. all their 'friends' or trolls as they are to everyone else, have degree's but they all work as cashier's 'with self-esteem'. They resist social demands. They are the greatest cowards to wander the earth. Do not be fooled by their golden boy 'friend' with the 500K credit limit acheived by their daddy bailing them out. He is INSECURE and his 'friends' all leech.
by Golden Atlanta Rodboy May 23, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. Real definition: an insult used in place of nastier words.
Textbook definition: a smart individual who is hated for their intellect.
Textbook definition: a smart individual who is hated for their intellect.
real: "Jake, you nerd, get over here!"
or
"You nerd! you failed that test?"
textbook: that nerd got a 100% on their exam.
or
"You nerd! you failed that test?"
textbook: that nerd got a 100% on their exam.
by youXdunnoXme October 15, 2006
Get the nerdmug.