5 definitions by GeorgeMichael
Often confused with geek. A nerd is simply a socially inapt and possibly autistic person - usually a young white male. Nerds may or may not have a high IQ, and they tend to prefer being alone or with fellow nerds who they know will not judge them. Even if they're intelligent, nerds are very undisciplined tend to make average grades in high school because they spend their study hall period daydreaming about World of Warcraft and and the Lord of the Rings trading card game (which they play at their mom's house with male friends each Saturday night while their classmates are going on dates). As a result of feeling inadequate they usually never put their intelligence to real use and usually end up working fast food jobs and rarely lose their virginity.
Geeks on the other hand are just intelligent guys with interest in technical knowledge (such as computers) - but are not actually socially inapt and are likely very mature for their age (while nerds are less mature for their age). They may still be made fun of by the extremely prejudiced because they put school and work over partying and fun, but you will likely end up working for them once you're out of high school while they'll be paying more in taxes then you earn in a year.
Geeks on the other hand are just intelligent guys with interest in technical knowledge (such as computers) - but are not actually socially inapt and are likely very mature for their age (while nerds are less mature for their age). They may still be made fun of by the extremely prejudiced because they put school and work over partying and fun, but you will likely end up working for them once you're out of high school while they'll be paying more in taxes then you earn in a year.
Nerd speak: Hey joe did you get the new expansion pack for world of warcraft yet? Its so awesome hahahah! I found a glitch in it where i can make the character walk through a wall and get all the way to the end boss in like just 1 hr. normally that takes all day. and when i do that the boss is at level 1 even though hes supposed to be at level 50 if you get to him the normal way so i killed him in one punch because i was at level 10!! lolololo sweeet!!! if you wanna come play with me and ned this saturday i'll show you how to do it. My mom said its okay!
Geek speak: I got accepted to Yale on a full scholarship and I'm heading there this fall. I waited too late to apply for financial aid at Harvard so I guess I'll just have to settle for my safety school. I'm thinking of studying neurosurgery in medical school. It's a toss up between either that or a major in aerospace engineering. I'll decide later.
Geek speak: I got accepted to Yale on a full scholarship and I'm heading there this fall. I waited too late to apply for financial aid at Harvard so I guess I'll just have to settle for my safety school. I'm thinking of studying neurosurgery in medical school. It's a toss up between either that or a major in aerospace engineering. I'll decide later.
by GeorgeMichael August 27, 2009
British chav: Piss off ya stupid yankee prick or i'll thump your arse good, ya hear me fucker? (*bling bling*)
American redneck: shut up you stupid liberal limey queer! you anti-American God-hating liberal losers got your asses kicked in the Revolution. just you come on down to Texas and say that in front of me and my 7 cousins and we'll show you the 2nd Amendment you stupid punk! oh yeah, and God Bless America too!
American redneck: shut up you stupid liberal limey queer! you anti-American God-hating liberal losers got your asses kicked in the Revolution. just you come on down to Texas and say that in front of me and my 7 cousins and we'll show you the 2nd Amendment you stupid punk! oh yeah, and God Bless America too!
by GeorgeMichael August 27, 2009
A wannabe faggot. A waggot is an effeminate straight or bisexual guy who purposely imitates all the gay male stereotypes to try to gain acceptance into the gay subculture.
This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.
The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.
Symptoms of waggotry:
*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.
*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online chat - with no grammar skills whatsoever.
*Talking with an annoying high-pitched nasally voice. And laughing out load or or saying cute things like "totally!" or "fabulous!" seemingly at random during conversations.
*Asking people on online forums for advice on what color short shorts would look best on you - and what color thong briefs you should wear with your short shorts.
*Calling anyone a homophobe who points out that you're a waggot or just a pansy ass loser in general.
This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.
The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.
Symptoms of waggotry:
*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.
*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online chat - with no grammar skills whatsoever.
*Talking with an annoying high-pitched nasally voice. And laughing out load or or saying cute things like "totally!" or "fabulous!" seemingly at random during conversations.
*Asking people on online forums for advice on what color short shorts would look best on you - and what color thong briefs you should wear with your short shorts.
*Calling anyone a homophobe who points out that you're a waggot or just a pansy ass loser in general.
Brandon:
My class is having a car wash to raise money for our
spring break trip, and they thought it would be funny if i wore short shorts XD you think I should do it? XDXD
Tom:
Uh whatever dude that sounds kind of gay but sure go for it if you want. I don't care. lol
Brandon:
Awesome XDXD Black Or White shorts? What about black and pink shorts? maybe black shorts with pink lettering on the ass that says "Golddiggah" in glitter XD
God where would i find these shorts??!?!?!
and btw im wondering if i should trim my legs XD
Eric:
Dude shove it you stupid waggot. I can tell you aren't even gay if you actually think that gay guys talk like that. You're more like just a straight-up attention whore. So stfu you annoying little bitch!
My class is having a car wash to raise money for our
spring break trip, and they thought it would be funny if i wore short shorts XD you think I should do it? XDXD
Tom:
Uh whatever dude that sounds kind of gay but sure go for it if you want. I don't care. lol
Brandon:
Awesome XDXD Black Or White shorts? What about black and pink shorts? maybe black shorts with pink lettering on the ass that says "Golddiggah" in glitter XD
God where would i find these shorts??!?!?!
and btw im wondering if i should trim my legs XD
Eric:
Dude shove it you stupid waggot. I can tell you aren't even gay if you actually think that gay guys talk like that. You're more like just a straight-up attention whore. So stfu you annoying little bitch!
by GeorgeMichael August 27, 2009
An attractive 20-something guy who seduces women in their 30s or above (if they have money, it's preferred).
by GeorgeMichael November 6, 2009
1. A British chav - a white urban Brit who enjoys picking fights with strangers and acting tough. Chav is a shortened version of the term and is used much more often.
2. A jingoist - a person who is fiercely nationalistic and will side with their country no matter what - right or wrong - and call anyone who disagrees with them a traitor. Common in parts of the UK and in the Southern and Midwestern US.
3. A male chauvinist - a man who treats women as inferior or considers men better than women. A sexist. Common in fundamentalist Christian and Islamic cultures.
2. A jingoist - a person who is fiercely nationalistic and will side with their country no matter what - right or wrong - and call anyone who disagrees with them a traitor. Common in parts of the UK and in the Southern and Midwestern US.
3. A male chauvinist - a man who treats women as inferior or considers men better than women. A sexist. Common in fundamentalist Christian and Islamic cultures.
1. Those bloody chauvinists vandalized my pub again!
2. Those stupid rednecks in the Bible Belt give us Americans a bad name abroad. Europeans think we're all just a bunch of gun-totting, Bible thumping chauvinist morons.
3. The Taliban are all chauvinist pigs. Look at how they force their wives to wear burkas and deny them basic human rights.
2. Those stupid rednecks in the Bible Belt give us Americans a bad name abroad. Europeans think we're all just a bunch of gun-totting, Bible thumping chauvinist morons.
3. The Taliban are all chauvinist pigs. Look at how they force their wives to wear burkas and deny them basic human rights.
by GeorgeMichael August 28, 2009