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burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
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aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.
"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"
by EnniferJay August 16, 2014
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nap that shit

To end a conversation because you're simply correct and the other person is wrong.
Tiffany let kacee nap that shit because she knew she was wrong.
by kjoneZ December 25, 2014
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cush nap

When your so high that you fall asleep.
At the party Marty got so high and took a cush nap on the floor
by custoner September 28, 2015
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thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day
Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap
by KingClown February 29, 2016
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stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016
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tiddy nap

When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies
My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.
by wlwmeister May 9, 2019
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