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stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016
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tiddy nap

When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies
My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.
by wlwmeister May 9, 2019
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thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day
Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap
by KingClown February 29, 2016
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Uber Nap

Uber Nap

1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)

An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.

Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.

If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
Leon falls asleep at 1 o'clock. He wakes up at 6 o'clock. It is still day time. He has taken an Uber Nap.

Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.

Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
by Lee Lee Declis August 6, 2010
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burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
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Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.
Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"
by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020
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Tiktok Nap

when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain
samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"
by blissfulems September 14, 2023
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