murphy brown

when an uber hot heroin addicted east indian whore recieves a dirty sanchez from a brown haired, green eyed, buff mexican immigrant man

Damn! That whore over there just got the murphy brown from a pimp!

by murphybrown10000 April 14, 2007

Murphy

A seemingly supernatural force that produces misfortune equal parts preposterous, humiliating, and calamitous. To be Murphied is to somehow have this force visited upon you, rendering you a tragicomical schmuck. To Murphy is to somehow direct this force at an opponent, thereby rendering the opponent a tragicomical schmuck.

As a sports journalist, I cannot recall a worse Murphying than that visited upon the opposing quarterback, whose game-losing interception was returned for a touchdown, after which the defensive back performed a tasteless victory celebration that simulated oral sex with the quarterback's elderly mother, who never imagined that a front row seat would perfectly situate her for such a humiliation.

by Roger Palmer January 9, 2018

murphs gay

meaning adam murphy is the gayest batty boy in d hole of notts city, to call sum1 murphs gay would b an insult to them enuf to make dem cry.

u twat

shut up cuz muphs gay

that was harsh

by MC JAMSY April 20, 2004

murphygirl

A tall, hot, blond woman with LPSBH hair.

Paris Hilton is a murphygirl.

by NYC Greek March 24, 2008

Shane Murphy

Doing a 'Shane Murphy'- Being inappropriate and awkward in social situations especially when involving women, working as a member of a team or constructively criticizing.

Shane Murphy phobia- Intense fear of finishing portions of food.

the Shane Murphy subway spesh- 6inch hearty Italian ham and cheese not toasted no salad.

Subway, Meetings, Committees, Council. Shane Murphy.

by Snubbed in Union Council September 2, 2012

Murphy's Law

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

by Bitch December 7, 2004

murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003